no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We left the knife in your bed.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I am available for nakedness
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