The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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