I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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