I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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