All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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