Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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