Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm sobbing to NWA
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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