Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
