So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
He felt like a one man threesome
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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