Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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