i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I can text with my tongue
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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