No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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