Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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