Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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