He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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