How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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