Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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