its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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