i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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