Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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