she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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