I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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