I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Randomize
