Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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