That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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