THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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