So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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