relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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