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Dude my mom stole all your condoms

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i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo

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ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.

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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.

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(207): View more from Maine

He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.

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(904): View more from Florida

the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless

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(586): View more from Michigan

It would be magical, all 2 min of it.

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He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.

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I've loved people for a lot less.

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