Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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