I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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