windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
BRING THE BAGELS
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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