My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
this is an emotional support booty call
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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