ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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