Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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