problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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