If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
