lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
is that a dick in a sweater?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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