May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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