So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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