just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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