Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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