Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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