Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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