You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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