just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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