Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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