Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
this boner is exhausting
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I need to sanitize my soul.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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