Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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