He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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